Cinco de Mayo is the perfect holiday for kids to have some fun and the best way to do so is by sharing a few laughs!
Kids of all ages can enjoy some of these light-hearted jokes that will celebrate this unique cultural event.
From funny quips on why we celebrate Cinco de Mayo, to goofy taco puns, there are plenty of hilarious jokes floating around out there.
102 Best Cinco de Mayo Jokes For Kids That Are Funny
Whether you’re at a Cinco de Mayo party or just spending time with friends and family, taking a moment to share in some good humor is sure to make any kid’s day!
These Cinco de Mayo Jokes For Kids Are Not Trying To Be Mean
Before you share these jokes with your children it’s so important to remind them that these jokes are meant in good-spirited fun and aren’t intended to be hurtful.
My goal was not to share a bad joke but instead to spread a little joy and provide some fun Cinco de Mayo laughs.
As always, it’s important to be respectful of other cultures, so use these jokes with caution and make sure to also educate your children about the culture behind this special holiday on the fifth of May.
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Collection of Hilarious Cinco de Mayo Jokes
1 – What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves? Inch-iladas.
2 – May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.
3 – What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day? Room tempera-churros.
4 – Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres.
5 – Which band had the best show on Cinco de Mayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
6 – What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Arriba McEntire.
7 – Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is… Revenge of the Sixth.
8 – What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas.
9 – Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili.
Taco Jokes For May 5th
10 – Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo.
11 – What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo? Taco about a good time.
12 – Live like every day is Taco Tuesday!
13 – Where are the best tacos served? In the Gulp of Mexico.
14 – How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
15 – How do you make a taco laugh? You tickle its shell!
16 – Why are Tacos depressed?… Because they’re always falling apart.
17 – I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow. Looks like it’ll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
18 – What do you call a group of tacos that can sing? A taco-phony!
19 – Why did the taco go to the gym? To become a lean, mean, burrito-fighting machine!
20 – A taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course!
21 – What did the taco say to the burrito? “I’m the real deal, you’re just a rolled-up wannabe!”
22 – Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap… It’s probably because they’re so corny
23 – What did the hat say to the sombrero? Let’s taco ‘bout it!
24 – If you don’t like tacos… I’m nacho type.
25 – Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo? Taco Belle
26 – Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
27 – What did the taco say to the turtle?… I like your shell.
28 – Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant?… It’s the taco the town!
29 – A balanced diet is… a taco in both hands.
30 – What do you call a sad taco? A taco-lone!
31 – Which animal is always eating tacos? A burrito-bear.
32 – Why was the taco mad at the guacamole? Because it had a chip on its shoulder.
33 – Why did the taco go to the library? To get some guac-n-learn!
Burrito Jokes For Your First Cinco de Mayo Celebration
34 – Why did the burrito go to the gym? To beef itself up!
35 – What do penguins like to eat at Cinco De Mayo? Brrrrrrrrritos.
36 – What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos.
37 – When I was asked if I preferred burritos or tacos, I didn’t know how to answer. I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.
38 – When you don’t want to talk about it, it’s best to burrito your head in the sand.
39 – The police said the burrito thief wouldn’t talk, so I tried to persuade him. “Listen,” I said, “you need taco-operate with us.”
40 – Come on, let’s not burrito round the bush.
41 – What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
42 – What do you call a burrito that tells jokes? A pun-ito!
43 – Why did the burrito go to the doctor? It had a wrap-ting cough!
44 – Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.
45 – Why did the burrito break up with the taco? It said it needed some “meat” time!
46 – What did the burrito say when it saw the taco? “Hey there, wrapped-up buddy!”
Hilarious Nacho Jokes
47 – How do you make nachos laugh? You tell them a cheesy joke!
48 – How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask? That’s nacho business.
49 – Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
50 – What do you call a nacho that’s always talking? A nacho-talker!
51 – Why did the nacho go to the bank? To get some cheese-ah!
52 – What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
53 – What do you call a tortilla chip that works out for Cinco De Mayo?… A macho nacho.
54 – What did the nachos say to the cheese? “You are the queso my heart!”
55 – What do you call a nervous plate of nachos? A nacho-wreck!
Funny Juan Jokes
56 – I hate Cinco de Mayo!! Said no Juan ever.
57 – How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration? Call Nine – Juan – Juan.
58 – Why didn’t the Mexican apply to the job? Because they “Juan” to start a business!
59 – Happy Cinco de Mayo! I hope every Juan has a great day
60 – Knock knock. Who’s there? Juan. Juan who? Do you Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?
61 – Every Juan loves Cinco de Mayo!
Funny Spanish Jokes and Puns
62 – What does a Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
63 – What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise? Sinko De Mayo.
64 – What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos!
65 – What do you call four matadors in quicksand? Quatro Cinco
66 – How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo? In Mexi-cans.
67 – Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?… Because it didn’t habanero.
Funniest Cinco de Mayo Meme and Jokes
68 – Why did the piñata go to the doctor? He had a candy-ache!
69 – What do you call a group of mariachis that play basketball? A court-tet!
70 – What do you call a Mexican racecar? A Fajita Fiesta!
71 – Why was the mariachi late to the party? He got lost in his own corrida!
72 – Why did the salsa cross the road? To get to the dip side!
73 – Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado.
74 – Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes!
75 – Why did the piñata go to the doctor? It had candy-itis!
76 – How do you celebrate Cinco de Mayo? With a fiesta bowl!
77 – Why did the salsa go to the library? To get some spicy books!
78 – What do you call a cat wrapped in a blanket? A purrrrito.
79 – What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo!
Funny Cinco de Mayo Jokes And Sayings
80 – Hope you had a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo!
81 – Why did the Mexican take his wife to a restaurant on Cinco de Mayo? Because he wanted to taco ’bout their problems.
82 – What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.
83 – Fiesta All Day, Siesta All Night.
84 – What do you call a Mexican who can’t stop telling jokes? Chatty Cinco.
85 – What does a nosy pepper always do? It gets jalapeno your business!
86 – It’s a cruel world where Cinco de Mayo falls on Taco Tuesday, only to be ruined by a virus names ‘Corona.’
87 – It’s Cinco de Mayo. Just in queso you didn’t know.
88 – Conor McGregor hates Cinco de Mayo…It’s nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.
89 – What’s the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick’s day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
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90 – I’m in a serious relation-chip!
91 – I can’t make everybody happy. I’m not a burrito.
92 – Nacho average Senorita.
93 – I’m DTF – Down to Fiesta.
94 – Since it’s Cinco De Mayo, I think I’m gonna eat a little Mexican tonight. And after that, I’ll have dinner.
95 – Life is a Fiesta.
96 – I wonder if Tacos think about me too.
97 – I’m just here for the tacos.
98 – The only bad taco is the one you didn’t eat.
99 – Did somebody say churros?
100 – Happiness is chips and guacamole.
101 – Live every day like it’s taco Tuesday.
102 – Cinco de Mayo is nacho average party.
A Brief History of Cinco de Mayo For Kids
Cinco de Mayo is a holiday steeped in rich Mexican culture and history.
This holiday is not Mexican Independence Day – that’s celebrated on September 16th. Cinco de Mayo celebrates the Mexican army’s victory over the French forces of Napoleon III on May 5, 1862, at The Battle of Puebla.
This battle was a turning point in Mexico’s fight for independence and is now famously remembered each year in Mexico and all around the world.
It is an important celebration for many in the United States with roots from Mexico, and it has become an increasingly popular cultural event nationwide.
During these celebrations, kids can partake in fun activities such as eating traditional Mexican treats such as tamales and arroz con leche (rice pudding) or making crafts like paper cut-outs of papel picado or colorful vibrant maracas.
It’s also an opportunity to learn more about Mexico’s rich history and traditions while engaging in some lively parades, music, dance, pageants and educational programs that promote cultural understanding among children.
By celebrating Cinco de Mayo, kids can explore the cultural heritage of Mexico while also learning more about its rich history.
When it comes to the perfect holiday for kids, it’s hard to beat Cinco de Mayo.
From funny jokes to goofy puns that are sure to get a few laughs out of everyone, there is no shortage of humorous options when it comes to celebrating this cultural event.
Taking a moment out of your day to share in some smiles and a few light-hearted jokes with friends and family is an excellent way to encourage children of all ages to participate in this festive occasion.
So with that, let’s share in some good humor this Cinco de Mayo by spreading these hilarious jokes with others in your life!
Make someone smile today by sharing these jokes with a friend!
I hope you have so much fun celebrating the greatest Mexican holiday!
¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
Micah Klug is a wife, homeschooling mother to five children, and author. She teaches time-tested solutions to help parents remember what matters most in life, including strengthening their home, faith, and family relationships. To learn how a child who grew up in an authoritarian home is now creating an environment of peace and joy in her own home visit this page. If you want to contact Micah, send her an email here or email [email protected].
