Let’s put a smile on mom’s face with these clean Mother’s Day jokes that are sure to make everyone laugh!
Whether you’re a kid or just young at heart, these jokes will brighten up your day and show mom how much you appreciate her.
So sit back, grab a bag of your favorite popcorn, and get ready to giggle with these funny jokes!
68 Clean & Funny Mother’s Day Jokes For Kids 2024
Q: Why did they have to rush the mommy rattlesnake to the doctor on Mother’s Day?
A: She bit her tongue!
Q: Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Mother’s Day?
A: He had no hands.
Q: What’s the best thing a new mom can get for Mother’s Day?
A: A long nap.
Q: What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?
A: Mums.
Q: Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling on Mother’s Day?
A: She was an alley cat
Q: What did the mommy cat say when her kittens brought her warm milk on Mother’s Day?
A: It’s purrrrrfect.
Q: What makes more noise than a child jumping on mommy’s bed on Mother’s Day morning?
A: Two children jumping on mommy’s bed!
Q: What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
A: Her-she’s Kisses.
Q: What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?
A: Chocolate Mouse
Q: What was the mommy cat wearing to breakfast on Mother’s Day?
A: She was still in her paw-jamas.
Q: What did the daddy cow say to the mommy cow on Mother’s Day?
A: Thanks for being udderly amazing!
Q: Why was the computer cold on Mother’s Day?
A: It left its Windows open.
Q: What did the mommy cow say to her newborn calf on Mother’s Day?
A: You’re udderly adorable.
Q: What did the digital clock say to its mom on Mother’s Day?
A: Thanks for keeping me in line!
Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It’s time to go to sweep!
Q: How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?
A: It was way past its threadtime!
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because their kids have to play inside!
Q: How do you keep little cows quiet so their mommy can sleep late on Mother’s Day?
A: Use the moooooote button.
Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?
A: Don’t be knotty!
Q: Why is it so hard to shop for moms?
A: Because mothers are priceless!
Q: What did the hermit crabs do on Mother’s Day?
A: They shellabrated their mommy.
Q: What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?
A: Starbucks
Q: Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater for Mother’s Day?
A: Because she was chili!
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his mom was in a jam!
Q: What color flowers do mama cats like to get on Mother’s Day?
A: Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Q: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
A: Catch up!
Q: What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day?
A: Calm-omile tea.
Q: Where did the spider learn how to make a Mother’s Day gift?
A: On the web.
Q: Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?
A: Because Mothers are priceless.
Q: Why did you chop the joke book in half?
A: Mom said to cut the comedy.
Q: How did the alien boy write his Mother’s Day poem?
A: In uni-verses.
Q: Why did the boy put the Mother’s Day cupcakes in the freezer?
A: His sister told him to ice them.
A mother is trying to get her son to eat carrots. “Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.
“How do you know?” the boy asks.
The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”
Q: Why was the grape late for Mother’s day brunch?
A: She got caught in a jam on the way.
Q: What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother’s Day?
A: Mars bars.
Q: What did mommy pig put on her Mother’s Day pancakes?
A: Hog cabin syrup.
Q: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
A: She heard he grew another foot!
Q: A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’
A: He answered, ‘Call for backup.’
Q: Why did mommy’s gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?
A: It was chocoLATE.
Q: What’s the recipe for iced coffee?
A: Step 1 – Have kids
Step 2 – Make coffee
Step 3 – Forget you made coffee
Step 4 – Drink it cold
Q: Why did the boy make sweet potato pie for Mother’s Day?
A: His mom always said his pie was yamtastic.
Q: Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother’s Day?
A: Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
Q: How did the panda open her Mother’s Day card?
A: With her bear hands.
Q: What did the kittens give their mom for Mother’s Day?
A: A subscription to Good Mousekeeping.
Q: Why did the mommy horse want to race on a rainy Mother’s Day?
A: She was a mudder.
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, son.Why?
Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!
Q: What did the waiter say to the mommy dog when he served Mother’s Day dinner?
A: Bone-appetit!
Q: What did the banana’s mommy get on Mother’s Day?
A: Slippers.
Q: What kind of flowers do yellow jacket mothers like for Mother’s Day?
A: Bee-gonias.
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks: “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied: “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked: “Mama, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?”
Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
Dad: No.
Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
Q: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
A: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
Q: What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?
A: “We’re gonna have a BB!”
Q: Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day?
A: Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it
Q: Why do sons love Mother’s Day so much?
A: Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).
Q: What did the panda give his mommy on Mother’s Day?
A: A bear hug.
Q: Why was the Mother’s Day cake so hard?
A: It was a marble cake.
A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?” The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.” The kid says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”
Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?
Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.
Mom No. 1: How does that help?
Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug for Mother’s Day!
Q: What did the mom say when she didn’t want to share?
A: It’s spicy!
Q: What do you call a mom that can’t draw?
A: Tracy.
Q: What flower gives the most kisses on Mother’s Day?
A: Tulips
Q: What did the mommy light bulb say to the baby light bulb?
A: I love you a watt.
Q: Why does the mommy skunk love Mother’s Day?
A: Because she’s a very scent-imental creature.
Q: What did the painter say to her mommy?
A: I love you with all my art.
Go ahead and slip one of these jokes inside your Mother’s Day card this year.
Whether it’s a handwritten note from the whole family or an e-card from the world’s greatest daughter, make your mom smile with one of these funny jokes. Not only will you bring some humor into her day, but you’ll also show her your love and appreciation in a unique way.
So go ahead and give your mom a good laugh with these funny mom jokes! Remember to always cherish the moments with your mom and make her feel special, not just on Mother’s Day but every day. She deserves it!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing moms out there – you’re truly one of a kind!
Micah Klug is a wife, homeschooling mother to five children, and author. She teaches time-tested solutions to help parents remember what matters most in life, including strengthening their home, faith, and family relationships. To learn how a child who grew up in an authoritarian home is now creating an environment of peace and joy in her own home visit this page. If you want to contact Micah, send her an email here or email [email protected].
